I've been watching movies. Lots of movies. And I've still got a bunch more that I want to see.

I still haven't watched Star Trek 'cause I'm a failure. And I need to watch Inglorious Basterds and District 9. Along with Ponyo and 9, of course.

And then some oldies. Like Dirty Dancing!

Anyways, a few very disturbing things have been going on in my life. Not bad grades, no family problems, no friend drama. All that's going pretty smoothly.

I've been agonizing over those reality shows over dere on dat Certoon Netwerk. I flipped out and cried when I heard about that oxymoronic blasphemy! When I told one of my fellow aspiring animators the retardedly terrible news, I expected more than just a "that sucks." Admittedly, that's my catchphrase in times where something badish happens when I don't know what to say, b-but they're dumping cartoons out of the only solidly cartoon channel!

There are some people who want to be animators, but don't seem to see why getting rid of cartoons is so unfortunate for us. Not only is that destroying our childhood memories, but it's terminating our future jobs. You don't see what's wrong with putting regurgitated reality shows on Cartoon Network? Have a good life.

And then there's Marvel being bought by Disney. I also flipped out and cried when I heard that (that's twice in two days folks!). Even if I didn't grow up on Marvel, that still makes me sad. Good-bye controversial, thought-provoking comics, and hello Jonas Brother cameos.

Not only does this make me lose a chunk of faith in Marvel, what really twists the knife is that Stan Lee agrees! The man says he supports the 'marriage' between Marvel and Disney. Even though it isn't really marriage at all, Disney OWNS Marvel.

I hope they'll have enough sense to leave Disney's opening castle image out of Iron Man 2. If I see that fucking castle, I'll eat the person sitting next to me.

But wait, there's more! There is a third subject that makes me cannibalistic! They're going to remake the Yellow Submarine movie, in 3-d animation. I don't have anything against 3-d animation, but you can't make Yellow Submarine in 3-d. It just doesn't happen. If you've all seen the original - and I'm assuming you have - then you know what I mean.
Oh, and there's one more problem with remaking a Beatles movie. Half of them are dead. Who is going to do the voices? Or are they going to continue onwards with just Paul and Ringo?

So that is what makes me sad. Live-action kids on CN, The Hulk falling for Hannah Montana, and 3-d Beatles. What has the world come to? I'm not sure if I want to live on Earth anymore.

Edit: I need to go on dA more. [link]