-projectile vomits on MohawkWolf-
All right. Lets do this.

Rule #1 if you get this you have to take it!
Rule #2 You must answer to every one.
Rule #3 Answer truthfully!

Q: Have you flown a plane? I hijack planes for a living, and this one pilot was being a little too saucy, so I did the logical thing and bitch-slapped him out the window.
Q: Have you ever played video games for 24 hours straight? No! Who do you think I am, your lover?
Q: Have you been in a choir? I was, for a short amount of time. I was kicked out because I sounded too much like a dying giraffe.
Q: Have you sung in front of people? Yes - I got some free tomatoes.
Q: Have you bought an action figure/doll? My second job is that of an action figure pornographer. So yes, I have several.
Q: Have you run away from home? I was kicked out for being too whiny when I was three.
Q: Have you broken a rented DVD/game? When he screamed "SPARTAAA" I came onto the DVD.
Q: Have you choked on your own spit? Well, I think it was mine.
Q: Do you believe in aliens? They're as real as that fat wart on your nose.
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1. Winter or summer? Summer so I can run around in the nude.
2. Spring or fall? Once, in fall, I put a chihuahua in my back pocket. Then I sat down.
3. Camera or video? If I wanted to forever immobilize the faces of strangers screaming in terror when they saw me, I wouldn't use a camcorder, now would I?
4. Cell phone or house phone? Why does no one use telegrams anymore?
5. Desert or ocean? If I lived in the desert, then maybe I'd be able to do this: [link]
6. Golf or soccer? Old men in shorts or young men in shorts?
7. Night or day? Night, for the same reason I prefer summer to winter.
8. Tablet or mouse? That's like saying "Clint Eastwood or Macaulay Culkin?"
9. Gears of War or Halo? Gears. I mean really - how often can you find city-devouring worms in Halo? Or anywhere, for that matter.

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1. Who was the last person you hugged? My pedophile hugged me. With his penis.
2. Who was the last person that came over? See above.
3. What was your first car? Mattress on wheels.
4. What is your current car? A wookie.
5. Who is your best friend? My stupid parakeet.
6. What's your favorite animal? My best friend.
7. Where's your favorite vacation spot? The solace of my closet.
8. Where do you live? Under a bridge near you.
9. Do you consider where you live pretty? Do you consider the inside of your nose pretty?
10. Do you talk to stuffed animals? They're the only ones who like- urk- duh.
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3 Things that you are craving right now:

1. Rorschach
2. Whoever thought of the name peacock
3. A monocle

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3 Things you hate right now:

1. Hooter's food
2. Gun safety
3. Babies

I've been watching movies. Lots of movies. And I've still got a bunch more that I want to see.

I still haven't watched Star Trek 'cause I'm a failure. And I need to watch Inglorious Basterds and District 9. Along with Ponyo and 9, of course.

And then some oldies. Like Dirty Dancing!

Anyways, a few very disturbing things have been going on in my life. Not bad grades, no family problems, no friend drama. All that's going pretty smoothly.

I've been agonizing over those reality shows over dere on dat Certoon Netwerk. I flipped out and cried when I heard about that oxymoronic blasphemy! When I told one of my fellow aspiring animators the retardedly terrible news, I expected more than just a "that sucks." Admittedly, that's my catchphrase in times where something badish happens when I don't know what to say, b-but they're dumping cartoons out of the only solidly cartoon channel!

There are some people who want to be animators, but don't seem to see why getting rid of cartoons is so unfortunate for us. Not only is that destroying our childhood memories, but it's terminating our future jobs. You don't see what's wrong with putting regurgitated reality shows on Cartoon Network? Have a good life.

And then there's Marvel being bought by Disney. I also flipped out and cried when I heard that (that's twice in two days folks!). Even if I didn't grow up on Marvel, that still makes me sad. Good-bye controversial, thought-provoking comics, and hello Jonas Brother cameos.

Not only does this make me lose a chunk of faith in Marvel, what really twists the knife is that Stan Lee agrees! The man says he supports the 'marriage' between Marvel and Disney. Even though it isn't really marriage at all, Disney OWNS Marvel.

I hope they'll have enough sense to leave Disney's opening castle image out of Iron Man 2. If I see that fucking castle, I'll eat the person sitting next to me.

But wait, there's more! There is a third subject that makes me cannibalistic! They're going to remake the Yellow Submarine movie, in 3-d animation. I don't have anything against 3-d animation, but you can't make Yellow Submarine in 3-d. It just doesn't happen. If you've all seen the original - and I'm assuming you have - then you know what I mean.
Oh, and there's one more problem with remaking a Beatles movie. Half of them are dead. Who is going to do the voices? Or are they going to continue onwards with just Paul and Ringo?

So that is what makes me sad. Live-action kids on CN, The Hulk falling for Hannah Montana, and 3-d Beatles. What has the world come to? I'm not sure if I want to live on Earth anymore.

Edit: I need to go on dA more. [link]

I'll be back in July.

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For the next month, I'm gonna be a having a weird weird schedule.

So my sisters and I are leaving for camp on the 22nd, then I'm gonna come back on the the first of July, THEN I'm leaving again on the 6th, and coming back on the 16th c:

...but then I leave again for Georgia on the 19th. It's like some art program thing at SCAD where you take college courses for a week? And you get to stay in the dorms and stuff so it's pretty awesome. B-but I hafta be on a plane by myself and I'm kindasorta scared outta my mind.

Anyways, I'll be back on the 25th c:

Then I'll hopefully be able to do some stuff I've been planning.

Also, uh, does anyone wanna help me out with a certain problem I've been having with my ex? Please note me if you're good with this kind of stuff D8>

... Do you like hearing about people's personal lives in their dA journals? I reallyreally like it when artists just rant about how much their lives suck/rock, and totally stay away from talking about commissions and stuff. I feel like I know them better or they're more like a close friend, even if I've never talked to them before. It also helps me understand their art better, sometimes xD
Maybe that's just me, lol.

_{Oh also, while I'm at camp, I was thinking of sending my boyfriend a letter, 'cause I know I'm gonna miss him, but my sister thinks that seems creepy? Or obsessive or something? I dunno. Does it seem creepy to you? D8
I decided not to send a letter 'cause I'm not sure who will find it first: him, or his dad (who apparently doesn't approve of relationships? I'm not sure). That would get us both in trouble, haha.}

That was a short journal. I can't think of anything else I want to write, guh.

HERE IS ON MY TO-DO LIST:
- my to-do list LOL


Heee almost midnight and I haven't started homework so I'm writing a journal.
i r smrt C8

So Fanime is this weekend and IM AS EXCITED AS SHIT FOR THIS YEAR
fffffffffffffff it'd better not dissappoint.

ive been looking forward to this for-fuckin-ever
i had a major crisis last week (two weeks ago? pfft idk) when i thought i wouldnt be able to gooo BUT then got over it and now i am struggling with school and friends.

school problems: uh, like, everything. i stopped doing homework like a month ago lol. grades are suffering like my brain. 6__9

friends: JESSE'S A FUCKING RETARDDDDD
stop acting like the world revolves around you and speak for yourself and stop being such a goddamn wimp. even though he'll never read that lol.

i was also painfully reminded why i made myself stop dating. by several people. alksdfjlskdjfs i hate high school and drama and shittttt

i feel guilty for not doing the commissions/requests/whatever for mah buds on chickensmoothie.

I reallyreally want to
but i cant
because i have school
and fanime
and life
...


when i started that forum thingy, i had nothing going on in my life.
no parties or get-togethers or after-school shit.
NOTHINGGG

so i figured drawing for a complete doggie collection would be a fun past-time but NOWWWW idk what to do about it :/
i promised stuff to like 23047239847 people and now its not done, and i can only hope it WILL eventually be done (espcially when it's, y'know, prepaid)

i wish my attention span was a long as a porn star's dick the mississippi river C8

I FELT LIKE WRITING A SHIT JOURNAL
SO I DID
>8C



urp.

RECOMMEND SONGS

I haven't added anything new to what I listen to for like... a year... because I'm not finding anything I like.

I've got: We the Kings, All Time Low, Panic at the Disco, Fall Out Boy, The Academy Is..., Making April, Dashboard Confessional, Nine Days, Green Day, Blink 182, Sublime, Bowling for Soup, Sugar Ray, Third Eye Blind, AFI, Linkin Park, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, All-American Rejects, Ok Go, The Almost, American High Five, etc...
That's pretty much all I listen to.
That whole new-rock genre.
yeah.

BUT
I also listen to The Beatles and Queen. Which definitely isn't new at all xD

Anything that they play at high school dances = NO
alskdjfjd. i hate how my generation's famous for listening to crappy music.

BONUS POINTS FOR REALLY SLOW BANDS WITH A CALMING SINGER VOICE.
like... snow patrol...
cos I've been looking for ones like that
and cant find any i really like
...i dont like coldplay...

ALSO BONUS POINTS IF YOU RECOMMEND ASIAN POP MUSIC
COS THAT STUFF IS FTW



_{... even more points if your name is mary.
i dont even know what you listen to.}

PLEASE POST
EVEN IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT MUSIC IS
POST