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All right. Lets do this.

Rule #1 if you get this you have to take it!
Rule #2 You must answer to every one.
Rule #3 Answer truthfully!

Q: Have you flown a plane? I hijack planes for a living, and this one pilot was being a little too saucy, so I did the logical thing and bitch-slapped him out the window.
Q: Have you ever played video games for 24 hours straight? No! Who do you think I am, your lover?
Q: Have you been in a choir? I was, for a short amount of time. I was kicked out because I sounded too much like a dying giraffe.
Q: Have you sung in front of people? Yes - I got some free tomatoes.
Q: Have you bought an action figure/doll? My second job is that of an action figure pornographer. So yes, I have several.
Q: Have you run away from home? I was kicked out for being too whiny when I was three.
Q: Have you broken a rented DVD/game? When he screamed "SPARTAAA" I came onto the DVD.
Q: Have you choked on your own spit? Well, I think it was mine.
Q: Do you believe in aliens? They're as real as that fat wart on your nose.
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1. Winter or summer? Summer so I can run around in the nude.
2. Spring or fall? Once, in fall, I put a chihuahua in my back pocket. Then I sat down.
3. Camera or video? If I wanted to forever immobilize the faces of strangers screaming in terror when they saw me, I wouldn't use a camcorder, now would I?
4. Cell phone or house phone? Why does no one use telegrams anymore?
5. Desert or ocean? If I lived in the desert, then maybe I'd be able to do this: [link]
6. Golf or soccer? Old men in shorts or young men in shorts?
7. Night or day? Night, for the same reason I prefer summer to winter.
8. Tablet or mouse? That's like saying "Clint Eastwood or Macaulay Culkin?"
9. Gears of War or Halo? Gears. I mean really - how often can you find city-devouring worms in Halo? Or anywhere, for that matter.

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1. Who was the last person you hugged? My pedophile hugged me. With his penis.
2. Who was the last person that came over? See above.
3. What was your first car? Mattress on wheels.
4. What is your current car? A wookie.
5. Who is your best friend? My stupid parakeet.
6. What's your favorite animal? My best friend.
7. Where's your favorite vacation spot? The solace of my closet.
8. Where do you live? Under a bridge near you.
9. Do you consider where you live pretty? Do you consider the inside of your nose pretty?
10. Do you talk to stuffed animals? They're the only ones who like- urk- duh.
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3 Things that you are craving right now:

1. Rorschach
2. Whoever thought of the name peacock
3. A monocle

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3 Things you hate right now:

1. Hooter's food
2. Gun safety
3. Babies