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You can't handle the tooth.

Sun Nov 8, 2009, 9:46 PM
-projectile vomits on MohawkWolf-
All right. Lets do this.

Rule #1 if you get this you have to take it!
Rule #2 You must answer to every one.
Rule #3 Answer truthfully!

Q: Have you flown a plane? I hijack planes for a living, and this one pilot was being a little too saucy, so I did the logical thing and bitch-slapped him out the window.
Q: Have you ever played video games for 24 hours straight? No! Who do you think I am, your lover?
Q: Have you been in a choir? I was, for a short amount of time. I was kicked out because I sounded too much like a dying giraffe.
Q: Have you sung in front of people? Yes - I got some free tomatoes.
Q: Have you bought an action figure/doll? My second job is that of an action figure pornographer. So yes, I have several.
Q: Have you run away from home? I was kicked out for being too whiny when I was three.
Q: Have you broken a rented DVD/game? When he screamed "SPARTAAA" I came onto the DVD.
Q: Have you choked on your own spit? Well, I think it was mine.
Q: Do you believe in aliens? They're as real as that fat wart on your nose.
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1. Winter or summer? Summer so I can run around in the nude.
2. Spring or fall? Once, in fall, I put a chihuahua in my back pocket. Then I sat down.
3. Camera or video? If I wanted to forever immobilize the faces of strangers screaming in terror when they saw me, I wouldn't use a camcorder, now would I?
4. Cell phone or house phone? Why does no one use telegrams anymore?
5. Desert or ocean? If I lived in the desert, then maybe I'd be able to do this: [link]
6. Golf or soccer? Old men in shorts or young men in shorts?
7. Night or day? Night, for the same reason I prefer summer to winter.
8. Tablet or mouse? That's like saying "Clint Eastwood or Macaulay Culkin?"
9. Gears of War or Halo? Gears. I mean really - how often can you find city-devouring worms in Halo? Or anywhere, for that matter.

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1. Who was the last person you hugged? My pedophile hugged me. With his penis.
2. Who was the last person that came over? See above.
3. What was your first car? Mattress on wheels.
4. What is your current car? A wookie.
5. Who is your best friend? My stupid parakeet.
6. What's your favorite animal? My best friend.
7. Where's your favorite vacation spot? The solace of my closet.
8. Where do you live? Under a bridge near you.
9. Do you consider where you live pretty? Do you consider the inside of your nose pretty?
10. Do you talk to stuffed animals? They're the only ones who like- urk- duh.
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3 Things that you are craving right now:

1. Rorschach
2. Whoever thought of the name peacock
3. A monocle

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3 Things you hate right now:

1. Hooter's food
2. Gun safety
3. Babies

  • Mood: Worried
  • Listening to: Creature Feature
  • Reading: Dandelion Wine
  • Watching: Chowder
  • Playing: God of War II
  • Eating: Curry chicken
  • Drinking: MILK

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LOL I NEED TO CHANGE THIS TOO

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: LEMME OUT
  • Interests: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...art?
  • Favourite movie: the truman show, the notebook, the green mile, the sixth sense
  • Favourite band or musician: red jumpsuit apparatus
  • Favourite genre of music: i wanna... ROCK
  • Favourite artist: Jubilations, Phobs, aqua-sixio
  • Favourite poet or writer: Edgar Allen Poe
  • Favourite photographer: gilad (the one on dA, NOT the one who goes to mah school!)
  • Operating System: windows, rated: XP (itsafacelol)
  • MP3 player of choice: ipod nano... i tink
  • Skin of choice: Scrapel [not a skin, just a reminder Xd]
  • Favourite game: final fantasy 7
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS2
  • Favourite cartoon character: Edward Elirc

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:iconmohawkwolf:
Oh god plz don't kill me

[link] Tagged~

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[Formerly ~thelazyone22]

Yes, I have a thing for wolves with mohawks. ಠ_ಠ

[The Cool Crew will rock your socks.]
~MohawkWolf ~Conishii ~Kitsumon
[Oh Yes.]
:iconpureyetainted10:
OMG TASHA HIIII....
you'll never guess who i am! >: D

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Art and music is like air. It's there every day.
Art and music is like you and me. It breathes through colors and sound.
:iconhakuhana:
WHATTHEFUCK.

HOLY FUCK WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU.

Wait no lemme guess.
Um.
Senior?
Girl?
Knows me from school?
Knows me from the tree?

... Ah, screw it. Tell me who you are, woman!

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"Pinocchio was such a dolt to try to become a real boy. He was much better off with a wooden head."
:iconpureyetainted10:
haha you'll never catch me alive! >: D

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Art and music is like air. It's there every day.
Art and music is like you and me. It breathes through colors and sound.
:icontworoads:
Thank you for the fave! :D

`n


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i'm a million different people from one day to the next.


:bulletblack:Member of : *The-Labyrinth-Club:bulletblack:
:iconthefoxastronaut:
thank you for the watch.

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I want to scream andshout and scribble curse words on the walls.
:iconxslightlyinsanex:
i smell a birthday coming up. wudya want?? :D
:iconhakuhana:
NOTHING UNTIL I DRAW YOU YOUR PRESENT WHICH IS HOW MANY MONTHS LATE?

haha sorry.
i still need to freakin draw something.
... 8C

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"Pinocchio was such a dolt to try to become a real boy. He was much better off with a wooden head."
:iconxslightlyinsanex:
lol no worries, i dont mind waiting. but no really, tellmewutchawant! so i can start procrastinating!
:iconholly-senpai:
Hey, remember me from the other day online? well yeah, haha. probably not. but i posted my writing on my blog and i was curious to know if you wanted to read it? so just shoot me a message [:

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